Grogan
1. Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."
e.g. Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.
2. A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
3. A turd that will not flush, no matter how many times you earnestly try.